There is this sixth grade girl in my neighbourhood ; smart that she is ,she blew my brains off ,with the heights of informedness she showed up . I, neck-deep in my ever existing ,typical 'i-am-elder' ego asked her,"Hey girl! Agreed, that u topped ur class again.But i ll ask u one simple question.Something u are supposed to know. Temme,wat are the planets of our Solar system??",( Very much ,with a wicked smile on my face added to the sarcaism in my eyes.Sure that she wud try and recollect the old "My Very Elderly Mother................." liner;Surer ..that she wud have promptly forgotten it , after her mid-term exams!MUHAHAHHAA!!!)
I guessed ,that she wud think for a while,before any answer. Yes,she did.But the answer that came out, left me dumbfounded for several minutes!!
She said"Err....but ,i donno the name of the tenth planet!".......